Zen Cowboys – Electric Mistress
Moonshine Music
October 17, 1995

What It Sounds Like:  I don’t really know.  I’m really at a loss.  Um, how about – strange dull vocals over repetitive instrumentation that goes absolutely nowhere?

I’m a pretty open minded person, and I like to try to find good qualities in everything, but this very well may be the worst thing to come upon my ears in recent memory.

That’s really it.  I’ve got nothing else.  It would be a waste of my life to take some time and even try to explain this to you.

It’s…just terrible.

1/10

If you had to listen to two tracks:  Don’t.  Just don’t.  I heard a rumor one time that if you put this cd in your cd player and tried to “rewind” it backwards to try to get behind track one, that that Chris Kattan looking freak of nature dude on the front cover will slip out of your speakers and strangle you in your sleep.

He might try to kiss you first, in which case, you may ask him to hurry up and get the strangling part over with.